The 2016 Proclamation Of The Irish Republic Inc.

Spot on brilliance as always from An Sionnach Fionn!

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Enda "Oirish" Kenny Enda “Oirish” Kenny

In light of Enda Kenny’s suggestion of a “new proclamation” for 2016, comes this leaked government draft:

THE FINE OIBRE COALITION GOVERNMENT
OF THE
IRISH REPUBLIC INC.

TO THE PEOPLE OF MIDDLE IRELAND

MIDDLING IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of the EU, ECB and IMF and of the emigrated generations from which she receives her old tradition of magically reduced unemployment figures, Middle Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her fully-costed economic freedom in an open, unregulated, neo-liberal market-place.

Having disorganised and untrained her manhood through her radically conservative organisations, the Irish and Sunday Independent, and through her open political organisations, Fine Gael and the Labour Party, having patiently perfected her indiscipline, having resolutely waited for the wrong moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that wrong moment, and supported by Foreign Direct Investment from America and by gallant…

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